chapped khakis

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

gogicakes:

we have to write an essay about the great gatsby as part of our english final so i’m planning on turning in this